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Eat Your Heart Out

wed06mar(mar 6)7:30 pmsun17(mar 17)6:10 pmEat Your Heart OutComedy Theatre7:30 pm - 6:10 pm (17) View in my timeTicket Price$20-$45

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Fine dining requires sharp knives. Eleanor and Beatrice are two sisters who meet once a week, every week, for lunch. Their lives are all about charm, charity and keeping up appearances. While others struggle, they only have to navigate the menu.
But today’s lunch is different. Misfortune strikes, catapulting them on a chaotic quest to find the meaning of life. For these two Gucci-clad harpies the big ‘why’ is the ultimate status symbol, hard to find and never on sale. Their interrogation of existence results in religious revelations, attempted revolution, cannibalistic fantasies and an anaphylactic reaction to paprika.

“Eat Your Heart Out is the full bling!” – Liberace

“Riotous! Makes the Patriarchy look like play time.” – Margaret Thatcher

“Better than a fresh husband!” – Zsa Zsa Garbor

“Totally F*cking EDIBLE!” – Gorden Ramsey

★★★★★ “Their audacity is the ultimate fashion accessory!” – Coco Chanel

No celebrities were harmed in the collecting of these quotes.

Content Warnings: Strong language

Written by Angela Buckingham

Directed by Peter Houghton

Performed by Carolyn Bock, Helen Hopkins, Clare Bartholomew

Set and Costume Design by Sophie Woodward

Sound Design by David Franzke

Lighting design by Matt Scott

Stage Manager: Claire Shepherd

Publicity by Fiona Macleod

Image by Tony Rive

Featured Artists

Clare Bartholomew,

Helen Hopkins

and Carolyn Bock.


6 (Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 17 (Sunday) 6:10 pm View in my time

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